Thank you, Jupiter

Not that Shortpants pays much attention to it, but we'd like to point out that our horoscope this month says this:

"Over the past four months, it was so hard to make gains because Jupiter was retrograde. All that will change once Jupiter turns direct on August 6. Watch that day carefully and the several days that follow it for a big career breakthrough. That week, the week of August 6, will be a big one and have the power to lead your professional life in a whole new direction."

Which we only point out because of this awesome writeup on chicagoist. Thanks Chicagoist!!